For those who haven't heard yet, San Francisco Cocktail Week is speeding this way like a booze fueled freight train covered with fluffy kittens. They've got a bit of a preview (.pdf) of the upcoming events, and I'm already pretty damn excited. A little insight as to my plans can be gleaned from the SFCW checklist I've just drawn up.
1) Take week off from work.
2) Acquire back-up liver.
3) Take out second mortgage on house.
4) Buy a house.
5) Acquire auxiliary back-up liver.
6) Learn how to pretend to know things about spirits and cocktails ("I'm a Boones Wild Island man myself. It's unfortunate so few people have the palate for its complexity. Though to be fair I suppose one must learn to crawl before one learns to walk, eh?").
7) Seems I'm developing a list fetish.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Oh. Hell. Yeah.
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when you find out how to acquire an auxiliary liver, shoot me a line or a URL.... i needs one, especially after this mxmo and st. paddy's day....
Actually Keith, I was just planning on picking up a liver at the grocery store, taping it to my side, and hoping really hard that would somehow work. As for that last mxmo - I got a hangover just reading the entries. Truly awesome.
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